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I Ain’t Wearin’ No Stinkin’Mask

Hey, it’s my face. I’m a Murikan. Don’t be bugging me.

Just found out, that old man at the front of the line was among the first of our troops to storm the beaches of Normandy. Rumor has it, he got some medals for saving a dozen lives while taking fire and bleeding. They tell me that’s why he walks with a limp and is so damn slow. Odds are he should have died that day, and…