Jingle Writers are Starving

Tomas Castelazo, CC BY-SA 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0>, via Wikimedia Commons

The cost of purchasing a jingle must be beyond the budget of even the largest corporation. Samsung is repurposing Burger King’s “Have it Your Way”. Discover Card has appropriated the Cheetos theme “Wasn’t Me.” And the Fabreze theme song of “La La La La La” is never destined to win a Grammy.

If we’re forced to endure an endless barrage of commercials, at least they should be mildly entertaining and original. Come on…

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An old freak looking for a way to survive in a world I no longer understand, but through my writing, pretend I do.

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