Why I’m Voting for Donald Trump (Hey, This is Satire)

I believe eating children should be illegal.

Jeff Wild

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I like pizza as much as the next guy, possibly more, and I’ve had some awful pizza. I’ve ordered some that tasted as if the sauce came from a twenty-year-old can. It made me want to wretch. But when reordering, I ask for an anchovy topping to disguise the taste — not baby parts.

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Jeff Wild

An old freak looking for a way to survive in a world I no longer understand, but through my writing, pretend I do.