You wouldn’t want that statue. Though pigeons shitting on your likeness would have been perfect symbolism, remember that your body had already been transformed into cougar turd. For legacy and revenge you should consider haunting the campus as smokey wisps of animal scat.

An old freak looking for a way to survive in a world I no longer understand, but through my writing, pretend I do.

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